Turning your kid into a fanny-pack carrying machine needs to begin at a young age…By third grade, he should already be posing next to the Albert Einstein statue in your nation’s capitol and carrying his own giant plastic bottle of water. That way, by age 40 he’ll have enough practice to sport the largest fanny pack we’ve ever seen…
(by Ryan, who spotted the duo on his lunch break)
Categories: Fanny Pack of the Week · Tourists
Tagged: Albert Einstein, dad, fanny pack, son, statue, tourist, Washington D.C.
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kels // April 13, 2008 at 12:52 am
i stumbled across your site when i was writing an article for a travel blog i work for…..yes it was on fannypacks. this site made my day! so so so funny. i am currently traveling and hope that i can contribute some tourist fashion disasters soon. thanks for the laugh
kristin // April 13, 2008 at 11:47 am
I’m guessing, he’s a Boy Scout.
Pink Bunny Fashion Academy // April 14, 2008 at 8:23 pm
OMG. How is he even standing upright?
Amira // May 30, 2008 at 5:54 am
seriously… where in gods name did he ever find such an enormous fanny pack…
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