While Mickey Mouse preaches all the crap about it being what’s on the inside that counts, we’re sure he doesn’t really mean it. At least when it comes to super creepy tourists who can easily scare little impressionable kids. No amount of cutesie Disneyland shit would be able to erase the nightmarish gray-haired mullets or Elvira make-up of the visitors.
(by Piccolina who assumed the visitor was trying to recreate the look of a Victorian-era showgirl)
(By Brent, who was probably wondering how he can score such a beautiful haircut)


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kristin // May 7, 2008 at 1:38 am
I don’t have a mullet (and neither does my dh or children), and no Elvira make-up; but I swear I will DIE if one of my vacation photos ever shows up here or on uglyoutfitsny.
Yikes.
Just in case, I might need a Stacy and Clinton intervention.
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Kate // July 12, 2008 at 9:53 am
While there’s no arguing that these folks earned their spots in this blog, taking photos of tourists at a Disney park is like shooting fish in a barrel! I don’t think you could walk 10 feet in any direction at Disneyland without seeing something equally hideous….SERIOUSLY.
Angela // July 13, 2008 at 10:28 pm
You can find some of the strangest people at Disneyland but not all of them dress strangely. My sister and I were in line for Peter Pan and this random man started talking to us about how much he loved Disneyland. Referring to the wood railing he said, “Look at this ‘hand polished’ wood. Do you realize how many thousands of hands have run over it to make it this way. It’s so beautiful.” I think that guy liked Disneyland a little much.
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