A tourist is a gentle creature and must be treated as so — especially in Las Vegas. Instead, they are deprived of sleep by playing too much black jack, guzzle a billion free drinks and stay awake with all that purified air. After they’ve lost enough money, they’re let out and (like this man here) pass out in the lobby. We bet his wife finds this so attractive.
(by John Weston, who hates waiting)
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Tagged: casino, Las Vegas, Sleeping, Tourists, waiting
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3 responses so far ↓
Lissa // May 15, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Is he asleep or horribly depressed because he lost all his money?
fantasy // May 18, 2008 at 10:29 pm
…..and he leaves with nothing, but a
hole in his sock and a small bag.
*suitcase not wife*
Amira // May 30, 2008 at 6:39 am
wow, how the hell did you get this picture? from the hotel security camera?
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