Attending one of these dress-up reserves where every employee has to dress in a certain themed outfit is a bit like Disneyland without the happiness of Mickey. The photo caption reads, “The museum is a living and breathing experience of what it was like to live and work in a Danish market town.” Riiiiight, that’s exactly what we were thinking…we just hope the two women change on their way home from work so they don’t creep even more people out.

(by hmdt)

Tourists are so damn creative when it comes to finding a place to rest their feet. We just hope this National Zoo visitor doesn’t fall asleep and end up slipping off this cuddly bear duo…actually, we would have loved to see that.

(by Holly who’s extremely talented for capturing this man mid yawn)

We divert from our usual making fun of tourists to bring you this motel “tourist camp” postcard from the 1920s — a time when motels didn’t advertise their HBO and weren’t singularly used by cheating spouses. Instead they housed tourists (without fanny packs) who wanted all the wonderful amenities life had to offer. Ahh, we wish we were around to make fun of them.

(by Sky Vu)

Note to tourists: While traveling in Europe wearing skanky swimming thongs is more than appropriate. Because in the end it’s all about the tan line, right?

(by maisse)

In the words of our submitter Megan, “No one over the age of 10 should wear a matching t-shirt unless they are playing a sport, don’t you think?” Yes actually, we completely agree.

There’s a lot of segway drama going on in this pic. Perhaps, the guy who has his hand on his waist is disappointed with his mother not only because she made the entire fam take this dorky tour, but also because she actually matches her own segway and he’s even more embarassed…then again, we could be wrong.

Attention tourists: The nice people at Burger King don’t want you to eat too many fish n’ chips on your trip to Bath, England. And they want you to know that just because you’ve left America, it will never leave you… actually it will lurk right around the corner.

(by JamesKnight)

…oh wait, it’s hard not to.

(by duriancandy)

Listening to a tour guide is an excellent recipe for getting some quality sleep. Of course, some provide super useful info (like the location of the nearest bathroom). Still, we’re not exactly sure what the man (or woman) on the inside of this clump is saying…this guide seems to have the best distracted-to-listening ratio we’ve ever seen!

(by Xing, who probably never listens to her tour guide)

Italy is all about finding the man of your dreams…Seriously, he’s hot and even his armor is shiny.

(by carontex RM)