We won’t tell you the many reasons this particular tourist caught our eye…lets just say it was the bright red visor that attracted us. Maybe we’re just bitter because we’d like to be the ones lounging on the beach? Although, we’d probably choose a different t-shirt. It’s a bit scandalous to wear a Cozumel shirt in the Dominican Republic – kinda like wearing a Yankee hat in Fenway Park.
Categories: Aunties and Random Relatives · Caribbean · resorts
Tagged: Beach, Dominican Republic, ocean, resort, tanning, tourist
We won’t mention the importance of sunscreen to this visibly sun-damaged tourist. But we do suggest opting for head gear that doesn’t scream female Vietnamese farmer, even if he is a tourist in Mui Ne, Vietnam. And is that a fanny pack his wife is carrying?
(by amasc)
Categories: Asia · Fanny Pack of the Week · resorts
Tagged: Beach, cone hats, fanny pack, Mui Ne, tourist, Vietnam
When we saw this tourist saying “ugh” at the weird shit that goes on in NYC, we couldn’t help but think we’d seen her elsewhere. Our first thought? She was from one of those all-inclusive Caribbean resorts where all the workers are forced to wear those hideous flowery shirts. And for a second, we considered asking this nice-looking lady to whip us up a Pina Colada — inside a coconut of course.
P.S. - What’s your favorite beach drink?
Categories: resorts
Tagged: Beach, new york, Pina Colada, Caribbean
We can’t be sure exactly what this man was wearing, but at least we can’t see his balls. And by the looks on their faces neither can the Jamaican police officers…
FYI (and completely off topic) to score pot in Jamaica hand over a $20 to someone in uniform.
Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: Beach, thongs, Tourists
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