Wearing a huge hat and a T-shirt with a Vietnamese flag on it is the perfect recipe for making your embarrassed looking tour guide walk far, far in front of you. It’s also a good way to make your khaki-covered wife realize you’ve been watching too much Vietnamese porn…you know the type where the women wear cone-shaped hats and nothing else? We bet if Ron Jeremy were doing a flick in good ole’ Nam, he’d wear a flag T-shirt with a terrible white sport coat as well.
Categories: lame tours
Tagged: cone hat, flag, porn, T-shirt, Vietnam
Being a German tourist traveling through Vietnam is no excuse to wear a hat usually reserved for Vietnamese farmers tending to their rice patties. Combine that with a heavy looking fanny pack, and you’ve got a winner. Our only thought — why does her poor hubby seem so normal? He needs a giant tripod or something.
Categories: Aunties and Random Relatives · Fanny Pack of the Week
Tagged: Vietnam, cone hat, rice patties
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