We realize the pyramids bring out the pharaoh in everyone, but his impression seems a little weak. Perhaps, he should have practiced this stance in front of the mirror, before taking it out to the real world. And we’re sure the other decently-dressed tourists were dying to see his bare chest — especially that guy right in front. He should have used his neck more, don’t you think?
(by Gimbo)
Categories: Eurotrash · Middle East
Tagged: Eastern Europe, Egypt, pyramids, tourist
Walking the almost 2,000 meters across the Brooklyn bridge is a nice breezy experience — unless you’re slowed down by a tourist in five-inch heels and a cougar outfit. We bet she’s an Eastern European housewife who spent most of her week shopping and taking advantage of the peso-priced dollar.
(taken by Mas Goya Mami! and titled “Furry Tourist”)
Categories: Eurotrash · Fashionable Tourists
Tagged: Eastern Europe, fur, Eurotrash, Brooklyn Bridge
We shot this beautiful blonde on her way to keep in step with her slightly-less-blond hubby while window shopping in SoHo. But why did she pair an aqua velour jogging suit with a leopard print coat? Our theory: her husband was too scared to loose her because she is prone to slow walking and made her wear an easy-to-find ensemble. We bet dressing your wife up like a mismatched Barbie doll works just as well as those leashes they started making for kids.
Categories: Fashionable Tourists
Tagged: tourist, leopard, Soho, Eastern Europe
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