We realize the pyramids bring out the pharaoh in everyone, but his impression seems a little weak. Perhaps, he should have practiced this stance in front of the mirror, before taking it out to the real world. And we’re sure the other decently-dressed tourists were dying to see his bare chest — especially that guy right in front. He should have used his neck more, don’t you think?
(by Gimbo)
Categories: Eurotrash · Middle East
Tagged: Eastern Europe, Egypt, pyramids, tourist
After we saw this sun-burned tourist gobbling her fry, we no longer wanted to visit Sharm-El-Sheikh, Egypt for the beautiful beaches. Instead, we’ll be heading to this ancient land in hopes sharing a ketchup-soaked Egyptian fry with a platinum haired bombshell of our own.
(taken by skanai, who we hope tried the fries)
Categories: Middle East · eating · resorts
Tagged: blonde, eating, Egypt, food, fries, Sharm-El-Sheikh, sunburn
Who thinks the U.S. is full of culturally-insensitive douchebags? Probably just about everyone who’s not an American. But hey, at least they know how to snap funny pics in front of Egyptian pyramids.
(taken by navybrightstar07)
Categories: Middle East
Tagged: douchebags, Egypt, guys, Middle East, pyramids, t-shirts
We’ve never seen a real life couple looking so confused or so damn, well, touristy. And we’re speechless at their choice of wardrobe – the man’s shirt looks like he ripped it off a stranger’s chest at a gay nightclub. And we can’t even guess how many pounds that woman’s video camera weighs. These tourists at Egypt’s Karnak temple complex seem like a pretty serious bunch. Too bad they don’t all look like Angelina in Tomb Raider.
(taken by Spikewerks, after they got sick of photographing actual temples)
Categories: Middle East
Tagged: Egypt, Middle East, temples, Tourists
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