Entries tagged as ‘France’

Trapped in Versailles

March 6, 2008 · No Comments

Apparently, those who are too tired from seeing the Palace of Versailles and it’s giant surrounding gardens by foot can pack in like sardines in order to get to the other side. Cform (who snapped the pic) calls them “canned tourists” adding that they missed “a 10-minute walk through the most beautiful garden parks you’ve ever seen.” We bet King Louis XIV (the original occupant) wouldn’t be caught dead in this ugly thing.

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Museum overload is a bitch

March 4, 2008 · 1 Comment

What’s not too like about Monet, Degas and Renoir? Nothing except when you have to spend hours on your feet walking through endless rooms and waiting in long lines while being careful not to bump into other fanny-pack-wearing tourists. At least that’s probably what this girl was thinking as she covered her eyes in protest. Ah, yeah we feel her pain — traveling in Paris must be so damn awful.

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(Taken by Al at the Musee d’Orsay)

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Dressing slutty to see Monet

February 26, 2008 · 4 Comments

We’re used to all kinds of tourists, but we’re most fascinated by the ones who don’t bring enough clothing to wear on vacation especially when it’s winter time and you’re visiting one of the best art museums around (see Monet painting on left at Paris’ Musee d’Orsay). Our guess? She probably couldn’t fit her hair products or that giant silver bag into her suitcase so she chose to compromise her winter sweater.

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Pretty in Pink

February 25, 2008 · 1 Comment


The winter is a perfect place to go to Paris — there are virtually no tourists there. However, we did seem to find a few better-seen-in-summer stragglers. For example, this extra tall European visitor who was dressed in shades of pink. What would you call the color of his pants — raspberry? Anyway, he was hot.

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(taken by James who needs to own a color called raspberry)

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Oui are from Arkansas

January 8, 2008 · No Comments

When we stumbled upon this tourist all we wanted to do was stick a baguette in his bicycle bin, until he spoke that is. His Southern twang made him seem as far from Paris as some over-salted grits. Oh well, there’s something classy about putting on that Parisian air of indifference — if we were 20 years older we’d do him (even if we couldn’t scream out Pierre).
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Categories: Fashionable Tourists
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