Sometimes tourists get overly cautious about protecting a receding hairline with a funny hat. At least that’s what this nice man looked like as he walked down Broadway on a fairly warm day. We just hope no polar bears (or cute bunnies) were killed the during production of his most important accessory.
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: Broadway, fur, hat, mustache, tourist, white
Walking the almost 2,000 meters across the Brooklyn bridge is a nice breezy experience — unless you’re slowed down by a tourist in five-inch heels and a cougar outfit. We bet she’s an Eastern European housewife who spent most of her week shopping and taking advantage of the peso-priced dollar.
(taken by Mas Goya Mami! and titled “Furry Tourist”)
Categories: Eurotrash · Fashionable Tourists
Tagged: Eastern Europe, fur, Eurotrash, Brooklyn Bridge
Here are some reasons why an amateur criminal would be dying to attack this innocent yet furry tourist.
- She is wearing a huge fur coat
- Her Louis Vuitton bag costs more than $2,000
- He can use her hat for future muggings
On second thought, here are some reasons why she’s not a Prime Mugging Target.
- Her coat is fake fur — it looks too fluffy to be mink
- Her bag is fake Louis and costs $15 in Chinatown.
- The dust mites in her coat would give him allergies.
So tell us your thoughts. Would you mug this tourist?
Categories: Fashionable Tourists · Prime Mugging Target
Tagged: coat, fake, fur, Louis Vuitton, mugging
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