We all know that our parents had us in order to make us do slave labor. So when we witnessed this tiny tourist letting those who bore him pose in front of a Vietnamese pagoda, we were automatically curious. Apparently, they are already conditioning him to be a great photographer (ours conditioned us to be dishwashers). We bet he can be like that 12-year-old girl whose paintings sell for millions.
Categories: Tiny Tourist
Tagged: kids, pagoda, Southeast Asia, photographer, photos, slave labor
For those of you who grew up with Elmo, you know he’s as friendly as can be. But if you came from a Communist, Sesame Street-less country (like us) your first assumption could be that he looks hungry enough to eat you. We would never let one of our random Santa hat wearing children pose with him. More importantly, since this pic was taken less than two weeks before X-mas, is letting your kid pose with Elmo actually cheating on Santa? We’d say so.
Categories: Tiny Tourist
Tagged: Communist, Elmo, kids, Santa, Sesame Street, Tourists
We’d say getting your child addicted to Starbucks at the prepubescent age of 9 isn’t a good move. In this case, Mommy from Massachusetts wants to prove that she and her adoring princess can easily become part of a city that never sleeps. With only a few triple Ventis they can: briskly walk to the Empire State Building then take a jog to the Radio City Music Hall, run to the giant FAO Schwartz and walk around the corner for more Starbucks. Actually, we heard the white powdery stuff works just as well and is about the same price as Starbucks, its main competitor.
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: coffee, daughter, FAO Schwartz, kids, mother, radio city music hall, rockefeller center, starbucks
Feed us! As we continue to grow, we are looking for pics from all over. (We're sure one of you has a great tourist shot from Tanzania, but we're not picky, Paris works too.) Get in touch with our editors at fannypackantics at gmail dot com. For every submission, we'll donate $1 to WWF, the global conservation organization. (That way, we'll feel less guilty making fun of fanny packs and keep the world from overflowing with shopping malls.)
