January 31, 2008 · 1 Comment
Since most men haven’t invested in a murse, they are left depending on their significant others to provide adequate storage space while on a trip. And if their wive/oppressor wants them to hold it…BAM…they’re left with a pink purse on their shoulder. Moral of the story? Carry your own shit, or you’ll be punished — we bet these bags even have tampons inside.
This tourist’s superior purse-holding skills (while snapping a pic) make us want to buy him one of his own
Rockin’ a huge $15 Louis Vuitton bag — too bad he didn’t buy his wife the real thing.
This hubby even looks like he knows the proper purse holding etiquette…
Categories: Fashionable Tourists
Tagged: Louis Vuitton, men, purses
Here are some reasons why an amateur criminal would be dying to attack this innocent yet furry tourist.
- She is wearing a huge fur coat
- Her Louis Vuitton bag costs more than $2,000
- He can use her hat for future muggings
On second thought, here are some reasons why she’s not a Prime Mugging Target.
- Her coat is fake fur — it looks too fluffy to be mink
- Her bag is fake Louis and costs $15 in Chinatown.
- The dust mites in her coat would give him allergies.
So tell us your thoughts. Would you mug this tourist?
Categories: Fashionable Tourists · Prime Mugging Target
Tagged: coat, fake, fur, Louis Vuitton, mugging
