That’s probably what this stripe-wearing lady (who is tightly clutching a Hershey’s Time Square bag she probably bought for her children) will do in a few seconds. After all, you can only stand on a street corner while your big-camera friend examines a map long enough.
(taken by Kristen who never brings home edible gifts)
Categories: Aunties and Random Relatives · maps
Tagged: gifts, lost, maps, souvenirs, street, tourist
We can’t remember the last time we’ve seen tourists look as seriously confused. Usually who ever has the penis consults the map and never shares. But when it comes to actually finding their way, our bet is on the one with the bigger boobs.
Categories: Tourists · cooler than most · maps
Tagged: Japan, maps, shopping, Soho, Tourists
Guys are total assholes when it comes to directions: they don’t ask for them, control the guidebooks when traveling, and lead others around in circles. That’s why we were surprised that this mom was perpetuating the males-are-better-at-directions complex by letting her son lead the way. Plus, she was even more lenient with the map hogging after he showed her the path to Macy’s. But shouldn’t she know that training this teen to steal maps from people with breasts isn’t gonna him laid?
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