Unfortunately, the stereotype that Miami is full of hot girls in bikinis isn’t super accurate. So be careful. Someone that looked good at the club last night, could turn out looking more like your aunt in the daylight.
(by moose e moe who simply labeled this pic “tourist”)
Categories: Aunties and Random Relatives · Tourists · resorts
Tagged: bubbly, Florida, Miami, tourist, vacation
This Miami South Beach tourist made our Fanny Pack of the Week cut not for his pint-sized fanny pack, but for his wardrobe pick — a Hawaiian shirt adorned with Corona bottles (see pic on right). For his sake, we hope he’s not on South Beach looking for ass, otherwise it looks like it’s going to be a rough weekend. We recommend he go for the junior high girls who are still impressed by beer.
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Categories: Fanny Pack of the Week
Tagged: beer, Corona, Miami, South Beach
Feed us! As we continue to grow, we are looking for pics from all over. (We're sure one of you has a great tourist shot from Tanzania, but we're not picky, Paris works too.) Get in touch with our editors at fannypackantics at gmail dot com. For every submission, we'll donate $1 to WWF, the global conservation organization. (That way, we'll feel less guilty making fun of fanny packs and keep the world from overflowing with shopping malls.)
