We’ve never seen a real life couple looking so confused or so damn, well, touristy. And we’re speechless at their choice of wardrobe – the man’s shirt looks like he ripped it off a stranger’s chest at a gay nightclub. And we can’t even guess how many pounds that woman’s video camera weighs. These tourists at Egypt’s Karnak temple complex seem like a pretty serious bunch. Too bad they don’t all look like Angelina in Tomb Raider.

(taken by Spikewerks, after they got sick of photographing actual temples)