Here are some reasons why an amateur criminal would be dying to attack this innocent yet furry tourist.
- She is wearing a huge fur coat
- Her Louis Vuitton bag costs more than $2,000
- He can use her hat for future muggings
On second thought, here are some reasons why she’s not a Prime Mugging Target.
- Her coat is fake fur — it looks too fluffy to be mink
- Her bag is fake Louis and costs $15 in Chinatown.
- The dust mites in her coat would give him allergies.
So tell us your thoughts. Would you mug this tourist?
Categories: Fashionable Tourists · Prime Mugging Target
Tagged: coat, fake, fur, Louis Vuitton, mugging
Thirty years ago, NYC was known as the mugging capital of America. Since then, thieves have discovered it’s nicer to sit at home and steal shit via the internet and left the city to its much friendlier homeless population. But still, when we see this fur-wearing mother with endless amounts of Saks Fifth Avenue bags (who comes to New York from some neighboring East Coast state) we can’t help but vote her the Prime Mugging Target (PMT) of the Month. Last seen on 49th Street and 7th Avenue — Happy Mugging!
Categories: Prime Mugging Target
Tagged: mink coats, mugging, Prime Mugging Target, Saks Fifth Avenue
