Entries tagged as ‘Orlando’
While Mickey Mouse preaches all the crap about it being what’s on the inside that counts, we’re sure he doesn’t really mean it. At least when it comes to super creepy tourists who can easily scare little impressionable kids. No amount of cutesie Disneyland shit would be able to erase the nightmarish gray-haired mullets or Elvira make-up of the visitors.
(by Piccolina who assumed the visitor was trying to recreate the look of a Victorian-era showgirl)
(By Brent, who was probably wondering how he can score such a beautiful haircut)
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: California, Disney World, Disneyland, Florida, make-up, mullets, Orlando
Nestled between a Zara bag and a tiger-print sweater is a speed-shopping tourist. How do we know? Jenn, who snapped this with her phone, says “She was ready to cruise the upscale Mall At Millenia in Orlando…sneakers and all.” Probably while the rest of her fam was running around and experiencing the real reason tourists love to visit Orlando — if this was our mommy, we’d be pissed.
Categories: Fanny Pack of the Week · Tourists
Tagged: Disney World, fanny pack, Florida, Mall at Millenia, Orlando
Rule number one of touristdom is: Never ever participate in a dance class that’s led by a person in a frilly costume. But on a trip to Disney World, it’s even more crucial to not be constantly entertained by people in costumes. And pulling your pink-T-shirted kid into it (pictured on right) just teaches them that instead of playing girly-kid sports like soccer or softball they should be jumping around like a moron. P.S. - We’re not sure which class this is so if anyone knows — we’d love to know.
(by Lighting Chick, who we hope would rather do yoga)
Categories: Aunties and Random Relatives
Tagged: Disney World, Florida, costumes, dance class, Orlando
