Entries tagged as ‘Prime Mugging Target’

Would you mug this tourist?

February 14, 2008 · 3 Comments

Is this tourist a Prime Mugging Target? Here are some reasons we think he is:

The fur jacket he’s holding could be easily pawned for lots of alcohol

The random shit in his bags would probably make great holiday presents for our co-workers

His funny hat and jean shirt would turn us into a great cowboy for Halloween

Our only concern? He looks like he carries a gun.

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(by James who should be a cowboy next Halloween)

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Will you mug me? Pretty please.

December 7, 2007 · No Comments

Thirty years ago, NYC was known as the mugging capital of America. Since then, thieves have discovered it’s nicer to sit at home and steal shit via the internet and left the city to its much friendlier homeless population. But still, when we see this fur-wearing mother with endless amounts of Saks Fifth Avenue bags (who comes to New York from some neighboring East Coast state) we can’t help but vote her the Prime Mugging Target (PMT) of the Month. Last seen on 49th Street and 7th Avenue — Happy Mugging!

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