We shot this beautiful blonde on her way to keep in step with her slightly-less-blond hubby while window shopping in SoHo. But why did she pair an aqua velour jogging suit with a leopard print coat? Our theory: her husband was too scared to loose her because she is prone to slow walking and made her wear an easy-to-find ensemble. We bet dressing your wife up like a mismatched Barbie doll works just as well as those leashes they started making for kids.

(Taken by James, who is straight but should still become part of the Tourist Fashion Police)