This kind of tourist comraderie is cute and all, but makes us super thankful that this isn’t one of our parents. After all, picturing our dad posing with strange Japanese women at the Grand Canyon isn’t exactly our idea of fun.
(by brian david crane, whose dad this really is)
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: Tourists, Grand Canyon, Arizona, Japanese tourists, peace sign
We’ll give you three guesses of why we thought this pic was humorous enough to include in our collection.
A. The identical white sneakers that the tourists are wearing probably make all the travelers from other countries think Americans have horrible taste in shoes.
B. Unfortunately they look large enough to eat their St. Thomas-based tour guide.
C. We hated the pastel colors of their shirts so much, we couldn’t wait to make fun of it.
D. Deep down we think it’s all of the above.
(by Chaddock81)
Answer: D (as if you couldn’t have guessed)
Categories: Aunties and Random Relatives · Tourists
Tagged: Tourists, St. Thomas, white sneakers, tour guide, sightseeing
A tourist is a gentle creature and must be treated as so — especially in Las Vegas. Instead, they are deprived of sleep by playing too much black jack, guzzle a billion free drinks and stay awake with all that purified air. After they’ve lost enough money, they’re let out and (like this man here) pass out in the lobby. We bet his wife finds this so attractive.
(by John Weston, who hates waiting)
Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: casino, Las Vegas, Sleeping, Tourists, waiting
…isn’t tough to do if you’re wearing jean lederhosen on your trip to Disney’s Magic Kingdom. We are really hoping that these men aren’t really tourists and instead work as back-up dancers for some kind of German Mickey Mouse show. But if not, then we’re are seriously troubled by the state of tourism today.
(by Tom)
Categories: Eurotrash · Fashionable Tourists
Tagged: attire, Disney, German, lederhosen, Magic Kingdom, theme park, Tourists
Venice Beach is filled with many artificially-enhanced patrons and of course a few tourists who failed to notice they were coming to L.A. — the Plastic Surgery Capital of the World. Next time, we suggest they keep their tramp stamps hidden and drink some cold water to cool off instead.
(By Brent who admits, “There were a lot of weird people/things at Venice Beach, but I don’t see why she thought this was okay.”)
Categories: Beach · Fashionable Tourists · Tourists
Tagged: Tourists, Los Angeles, California, Venice Beach, tramp stamp
Deciding what to wear on a trip can be tough, especially if you have to coordinate with your significant other. And who knew pink stripes could look so manly?
(spotted by songeruncensored.blogspot.com)
Categories: Fashionable Tourists · Tourists
Tagged: Tourists, twins, Vietnam, matching, clothing
Wearing a t-shirt with your team’s logo while you’re on vacation is one thing, but putting on a sporty-looking Jesus Christ shirt is an entirely different ball game (cheesy pun intended). Um…we wonder where she got it and who was the clever person that came up with that “Strength Training Workout” slogan? Oh well, we always knew the weirdo tourists preferred D.C.
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: Jesus Christ, sports team, T-shirt, Tourists, Washington D.C.
…at least that’s what tourists who drunkenly stumble around Ireland seem to think. But please don’t try to wear them around our neck of the woods (unless it’s March 17 and you’re holding a glass of green beer). Wondering what the other hat is? Sara from ithinkimdying.wordpress.com who took this pic, only had this to say: “The guy is wearing a Guiness Top Hat…Oy.”
Categories: Fashionable Tourists
Tagged: Guiness, Ireland, Top hat, Tourists
After our submitter left a disposable camera with her recent vacation pics in a Richmond Virginia bar, she quickly came back just to find that it was already in the hands of tourists. “I was shocked when I developed the film,” she writes. “I’m sure these people never thought I’d come back for my camera.” We were pretty shocked when we saw this too, and wouldn’t want these people abusing our camera either. Actually — for the purposes of this blog — we’d let our camera be abused. So c’mon you plastered-picture-taking tourists, we’ll let you make crazy faces into our camera!
(Nice and mostly sober)
(Less nice and definitely less sober)
(By this point they should have realized they are actually using someone else’s camera. Maybe they really thought it was theirs?)
(Probably not. But they still had to take one more so the guy didn’t feel left out.)
Categories: Tourists · drinking
Tagged: bar, disposable camera, pictures, Richmond, Tourists, Virginia
Spam never really interested us — eating it felt about as natural as popping two pills of Viagra. But even though Spam has been known to draw out vomit, the colorfully-branded truck of the canned processed meat remains a tourist attraction. Check out the excitement on the face of the pink-vested tourist while he’s awaiting his turn — we’d only crack that kind of smile if we were offered a pot brownie.
(by Bill Burke who’s had the pleasure of spotting this retro yet processed-food promoting vehicle)
Categories: Tourists · transportation
Tagged: Florida, Ft. Lauderdale, Spam, Tourists, truck
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