Entries tagged as ‘Vietnam’

Tourist twins

May 1, 2008 · 7 Comments

Deciding what to wear on a trip can be tough, especially if you have to coordinate with your significant other. And who knew pink stripes could look so manly?

(spotted by songeruncensored.blogspot.com)

Categories: Fashionable Tourists · Tourists
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Nothin’ but the cone hat

March 31, 2008 · 2 Comments


We won’t mention the importance of sunscreen to this visibly sun-damaged tourist. But we do suggest opting for head gear that doesn’t scream female Vietnamese farmer, even if he is a tourist in Mui Ne, Vietnam. And is that a fanny pack his wife is carrying?

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(by amasc)

Categories: Asia · Fanny Pack of the Week · resorts
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Do men look pretty in pink?

February 21, 2008 · 2 Comments

We think carrying your wife’s outdated bright pink Longchamp bag through Hanoi, Vietnam looks about as heterosexual as walking Paris Hilton’s new Pomeranian. Seriously. At this point, this tourist could actually use a fanny pack (by the way, this is probably the only time we’ll ever advocate fanny pack usage).

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For tourists, porn is the new Vogue

February 1, 2008 · No Comments

Wearing a huge hat and a T-shirt with a Vietnamese flag on it is the perfect recipe for making your embarrassed looking tour guide walk far, far in front of you. It’s also a good way to make your khaki-covered wife realize you’ve been watching too much Vietnamese porn…you know the type where the women wear cone-shaped hats and nothing else? We bet if Ron Jeremy were doing a flick in good ole’ Nam, he’d wear a flag T-shirt with a terrible white sport coat as well.

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Fanny Pack of the Week!

January 21, 2008 · 1 Comment

Trying to avoid looking like a lame tourist while attempting to score with a frizzy haired female can only mean one thing, hiding your fanny pack behind your back. But it’s the same as wearing a baseball hat backwards – you can look really douchy too. Plus, it makes walking behind this fanny packer and stealing some of his Vietnamese Dong (the currency in this case) too easy. In fact, we should have bought a few drinks with his wallet instead of chasing him to picture his ass.

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If my wife wore that, I’d get a divorce!

January 16, 2008 · 2 Comments

Being a German tourist traveling through Vietnam is no excuse to wear a hat usually reserved for Vietnamese farmers tending to their rice patties. Combine that with a heavy looking fanny pack, and you’ve got a winner. Our only thought — why does her poor hubby seem so normal? He needs a giant tripod or something.

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Categories: Aunties and Random Relatives · Fanny Pack of the Week
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