It’s almost like this pack of DC tourists purposely got dressed in the morning just to please you, our reader, down to the socks-and-sandals combo. We only wish we could see the different fanny packs hanging across their beer-filled bellies.
(by Allison)
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: Beach Boys, Washington D.C.
Tourists are so damn creative when it comes to finding a place to rest their feet. We just hope this National Zoo visitor doesn’t fall asleep and end up slipping off this cuddly bear duo…actually, we would have loved to see that.
(by Holly who’s extremely talented for capturing this man mid yawn)
Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: Add new tag, rest, sleep, tourist, Washington D.C.
Being a tourist not only lets you sport your ugliest fanny pack, it’s also a way to show the rest of the travelers that you’re damn serious about something — in this case it’s the “Riding for Christian Motorcyclists Association.” Hmm, we wonder if they’d accept a non-motorcycle-riding-Jew as a member?
Categories: Fashionable Tourists
Tagged: Washington D.C., motorcycle, botanical gardens
Wearing a t-shirt with your team’s logo while you’re on vacation is one thing, but putting on a sporty-looking Jesus Christ shirt is an entirely different ball game (cheesy pun intended). Um…we wonder where she got it and who was the clever person that came up with that “Strength Training Workout” slogan? Oh well, we always knew the weirdo tourists preferred D.C.
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: Jesus Christ, sports team, T-shirt, Tourists, Washington D.C.
We don’t usually pay attention to the way tourists do their hair, but this young man (spotted looking through the fence at the White House) is a total exception. I guess we just haven’t seen enough red-haired mullets in our days to stay unimpressed.
(spotted by Dear Me,)
Categories: Fashionable Tourists · Tourists
Tagged: mullett, tourist, Washington D.C., White House
…ever since we spotted her, we’ve been searching for her super hot sweater (which is probably from Sears circa 1964). And a huge thank you to D.C. — a place that will always have dozens of fanny-pack-wearing tourists for us to feature!
Categories: Fanny Pack of the Week · Fashionable Tourists · Tourists
Tagged: fanny pack, grandma, visor, Washington D.C.
Don’t you think it’s sad when tourists think they are actually Vogue photographers and scrunch themselves into weird poses just to capture their teenage offspring wiggling their hands up to the Washington Monument? We do. This awkward pretzel maneuver is a perfect reason to be stomped on.
Categories: Tourists
Tagged: photographer, posing, tourist, Washington D.C.
Turning your kid into a fanny-pack carrying machine needs to begin at a young age…By third grade, he should already be posing next to the Albert Einstein statue in your nation’s capitol and carrying his own giant plastic bottle of water. That way, by age 40 he’ll have enough practice to sport the largest fanny pack we’ve ever seen…
(by Ryan, who spotted the duo on his lunch break)
Categories: Fanny Pack of the Week · Tourists
Tagged: Albert Einstein, dad, fanny pack, son, statue, tourist, Washington D.C.
We understand that you want to tour the nation’s capital, but do you really need to do it wearing a hot pink helmet while swiveling your way around the streets? We weren’t part of the cool crowd in high school and even we think these are painful to observe. And on behalf of the D.C. dwellers that are constantly swarmed with these contraptions, we ask that you either walk or the editors at FPA will pop your tire.
Categories: lame tours
Tagged: helmets, Segway, tours, Washington D.C.
We’re guessing that this D.C. tourist was probably really really thirsty, or just didn’t want to pay the $1.50 to support the Republican-tainted water near the White House. Regardless Valkyrieh116 (who snapped this pic) was totally amused with the “double-strap-on water bottle tourist.” What we don’t understand is why one of the bottles is in the middle of her ass instead of a more accessible location?
Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: strap on, Washington D.C., water bottles, White House
Feed us! As we continue to grow, we are looking for pics from all over. (We're sure one of you has a great tourist shot from Tanzania, but we're not picky, Paris works too.) Get in touch with our editors at fannypackantics at gmail dot com. For every submission, we'll donate $1 to WWF, the global conservation organization. (That way, we'll feel less guilty making fun of fanny packs and keep the world from overflowing with shopping malls.)
